This dog could not give any less of a fuck.
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.
Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo
when you rediscover an old otp that you used to be obsessed with and you’re hit with the beauty of it all over again
I use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior
this was surprisingly uplifting
the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
I’m your friend don’t quote me
I’m not a friend worth noting
Yes please don’t ever note me as your friend
Yeah ok I drew carried away lyrics on a drawing of Zacharie riding a pedalo backwards
I’ve been thinking about this drawing for weeks and I finally drew it and it turned out exactly as I’d hoped and I’m really happy with it. That’s hotel paper so don’t credit me for the purple and swirls
A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love
the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy goes for too long and you get TWO instead
i keep seeing the gifset of this going around, but i think people need to watch it for themselves